I tried to write this post a while ago but it just didn’t work. I decided instead to rant about it on video. Why I don’t care about your opinion and why you should probably shut the fuck up.

Sit back, kids, and listen to my story. This video may or may not be safe for work. That depends on where you fucking work.

Apologies for my face. No apologies for the swearing.

I might appreciate rude comments about my Punto and the Audi A3. Then again, I might not. Try me.